canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
vanillish: i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
carstaird: harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out. phase two of the hp fandom snapping
thechosenone305: deathbycurls: derrierencriss: i’d let the british invade me if you know what i mean brings a whole new meaning to “the british are coming” That escalated quickly
“i’m so full….hey do you want these fries?”
Teacher: Please introduce yourself to the class.
Me: *Lana Del Rey’s ‘Ride’ intro begins playing*
When your computer says that it's connected to the...
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
laughingstation: “why don’t poor people just get a job?”
When you see a mosquito on your friend's shoulder
lady-cresta: nerdofchaos: rossebay: ...
spelledjustlikeescape: i’m breathing in the chemicals
sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy
rotomfrost: I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK